Yes, yes I should.
Yep, this is how it’s done.
Where is this place? I want to recruit everyone who works there to join my army which will eventually take over the world.
(Source: geekhideout, via dduane)
I liked the weather a lot better before my mother called me to inform me that we’re expecting tornadoes tonight.
She knows I have anxiety problems, that I’m terrified of tornadoes, and I have told her on several occasions that I monitor the weather myself and would prefer if she didn’t tell me to expect the worst.
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We do not live in tornado country and I freaking know what one sounds like and what to do if I hear one and I do not need to worry about it unless there actually IS a flipping tornado. Yeesh.
dwaynetherockjohnson replied to your quote: If we were the homosexual, we’d probably get a…
i can see you and sara having a sit com like life and colton being the funny uncle who always vistits and starts trouble and at the end of the episode you but your bear claws on your hips and say cooollltooon and he just looks at the camera and shrugthat’s pretty accurate actually
Dear Artificer, never! Perish the thought! Sitcoms are repetitive and irrevocably dull and have no Plot! I refuse to live in anything less than an adventure. Preferably not action-adventure, I can’t physically or emotionally handle too many kidnappings or car chases or explosions in my immediate vicinity, but adventure nonetheless.
i love when you aren’t happy with a haircut and people say “don’t worry, it’ll grow back”
oh thank goodness
so what should i do in the meantime while it looks shitty
yeah, it’s a real hairy situation for sure
That’s when you shave your head and pretend to everyone you’re either a monk or a magical gnome. (Being bald is incredibly fun and there is no state in the regrowing process where it looks bad.) ((Darnit, now I want to be bald again.))
Specifically show dogs of breeds originating in France.
This is a ridiculous idea and I love it so.
I am going to have to learn an awful lot about show dogs in the next month.
I’ve picked the crime for my fanfic! Or at least the first one. There may be several. The outline is nearly 600 words and nowhere near complete.
Anyway, read a fun Conan Doyle story and now I’m imagining ways to modernize it. I may be spending an awful lot of time on Google Maps UK looking at London in the near future.
