All of this is right.
I would be so happy if she was a Disney princess.
I am a genderless identifying individual. I’ve always strongly disliked titles such as ma’am and sir. Sadly, these gender-appointing titles are so commonly used and abused in daily life that it’s hard to escape them. On my quest to find an English gender-neutral title, I discovered M., Mx. and a…
But see eventually another group of special snowflakes will come along and say that “‘ind’ oppresses me bc I’m a ‘multiple system’ and I have headmates and there’s more than one of me.” Stick with sir and ma’am. If you don’t like that maybe you shouldn’t be “genderless” then.
you say that this will oppress someone ((and bring up a situation that hasn’t even happened yet and probably won’t, before this even takes off as a thing)) so your solution is telling a nonbinary person to pick a binary gender and you put the concept of being agender in scare quotes
are you seriously fucking real
Mmm, let’s put multiple system in quotes, because, ya’know having a debilitating mental illness formed after traumatizing abuse really is just being picky. infact, why even have ma’am at all? clearly the only important one is the cishet white abled men so let’s just address only those folks now, no women, no transfolks, no nonbinary folks, no disabled folks, no one is allowed to be comfortable but men.
Also, i think ind. sounds ausom, but as a binary person my vote isn’t really important so it’s not up to me :)
I think I’d prefer Ind. to Sir, honestly. I like it a lot!
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon
I am okay with my name being the name I answer to with most of my friends and looking like a rad artistic rendition of myself.
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
WHO MAKES THIS SHIT
OH MY GOD SOMEONE DID THIS
I HAVE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS SINCE I WAS A CHILD WITH CHICKENS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
Every. Fucking. Day. (Though at least 30% of the customers we have to do a price check for respond with the extremely helpful: “I know right where it is, I’ll go get another one.”)
Also, because we have to check to make sure $20 bills and larger aren’t counterfeit:
"Oh, it’s good. I just printed it this morning."
I don’t mind the people who are all, “It’s good, I just got it from the bank,” or “That better not be fake” because they are concerned but I get maybe 1 of those a day and at least 20 of the jokers, all of whom think they are so original.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
This tweet is so important to me
why commit to people when you can commit to dogs
why commit to people when you can commit murder
that is not exactly what i was going for friend
will and hannibal: a conversation
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Do we have to pick one? Because I fluctuate between lizard and alien, I think.